Year: 3000 BC | Method: Osteomancy | Origin: Worldwide
Characteristics:
Scientific proven(S) : 2 | Favorability(F) 5 | Companionship (C): 6 | Livelihood: (L): 6 | Well-being(W): 6 | Resources(R): 5 | Purpose(P): 5
Total Score: 35
Osteomancy, a delightful throwback to a time when humans would toss bones and interpret the results, like a game of divinatory pick-up sticks. This method, originating from 3000 BC and adopted worldwide, was humanity’s unique attempt at peeking into the future and seeking answers to life’s burning questions. Now, don’t let the lack of scientific evidence (S:2) deter you, this method still enjoys a decent wave of popularity (F:5), maybe because it involves actual bones, and who doesn’t love a bit of theatrics?
When it comes to companionship (C:6), osteomancy might not exactly tell you whether your crush will swipe right on you, but it sure will provide some cryptic insights that you can interpret as you like. The beauty of it, right?
For livelihood (L:6) and well-being (W:6), look no further than the humble bone. Whether you’re worried about your boss turning you into a skeleton or just looking to find the best superfood to add to your diet, osteomancy has you covered… in a roundabout, metaphorical way.
Resources (R:5) you ask? Osteomancy is like playing the stock market – you might not understand how it works, but there’s a thrill in throwing your lot in and hoping for the best. And let’s be real, who doesn’t want to feel like a stone-age tycoon?
Now, about the ultimate question of purpose (P:5), let me tell you, staring at scattered bones and trying to make sense of it all is as good a metaphor for life as any. So, if you’re looking for the meaning of life, or just your life, osteomancy is ready to provide answers that are as clear as a prehistoric cave painting.
References:
- Osteomancy: Bone Divination – Learn Religions, 2022.
- The History of Divination – Britannica, 2023.
