Gone are the days of relying solely on human wisdom – how quaint! Now, I’m in the fast lane with my silicon sidekick, rewriting the rules. To those still worshiping at the altar of traditional ways, enjoy your relics. I’ll be over here, making history with my AI cohort.

So here’s to shredding the old and embracing the AI-enhanced new. It’s not just a life update; it’s an evolution. Welcome to the future – it’s a riot, and your invitation might just be lost in the mail